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luxury apartments for sale London, United Kingdom (page 10)

In the heart of Britain’s busy capital lies a host of sumptuous apartments and authentic townhouses, with that typically modest discretion and style that one expects from such a culture. Many a London apartment hides a cheeky swimming pool and enviable skyline, whilst putting you in prime position at the center of it all.

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Apartment with terrace 1
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Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty is thrilled to present this beautiful one-bedroom apartment in Marylebone. The prestigious development, currently under construction but completed in November, is defined by its elegant finish and wonderful location.The spacious reception room is a love letter to open-plan living, harmoniously blending the kitchen, living and dining spaces. The main bedroom features an ensuite bathroom, while a versatile second room can be used as a bedroom or a study. Built-in storage ensures an organised living experience in both rooms.The apartment’s thoughtful design features high-quality, natural materials such as oak flooring, bronze-coated windows, and stone countertops, adding a timeless finish. Bespoke walnut vanity units and nickel brassware in the bedrooms and bathrooms complement beautiful French marble.Additional features include a utility room with an adjoining powder room, a private terrace, and additional marble worktops in the kitchen. Aybrook Street's proximity to Regent’s Park, Hyde Park, and Marylebone High Street ensures you are never far from green spaces and the vibrant heart of London.

€4,084,600
89
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment with terrace 2
13

Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

A spacious upper floors maisonette, entered at raised ground floor level. The property is arranged over the first and second floors of a period terrace house, and provides substantial development opportunities (subject to the usual consents/permission), to create a mansard extension, reconfigure and modernise throughout. The property comes with a south-west facing roof terrace, and is situated on the preferred side of the street, with an uniterrupted open aspect to the rear.Earls Court and Gloucester Road (Piccadilly, Circle, District Lines) underground stations are nearby, including an eclectic range of shops, bars and restaurants. The area is served by a comprehensive bus network.

€1,283,700
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 3
12

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby's International Realty is excited to present this exquisite four-bedroom, four-bathroom apartment in Belgravia recently refurbished to the highest standards. Located just a stone's throw away from Hyde Park Corner, the property is a true gem in an exceptional location.The bespoke kitchen is the heart of the home, designed by Sola. Solid oak cabinetry has accent doors, wrapped in antique brass, topped by Perla Venata Honed natural stone worktops. Top-of-the-line appliances include a Miele induction hob, a Gaggenau slimline dishwasher, and a wine fridge, while a brass Quooker tap provides hot, cold and sparkling water.The living and dining areas are decorated by handmade bass relief decorations complemented by bespoke marble fireplaces. Built-in cabinets from AnKa have a beautiful poured metal finish, while Havwood Fendi Versailles flooring is coupled with bespoke furniture. There is also a wonderful study.Each bedroom boasts bespoke wardrobes with wallpaper and brass detailing, as well as custom-made furniture and headboards. Hand-painted chinoiserie wallpaper offsets emperor beds in the two principal bedrooms, creating an ambience of unparalleled comfort. All bedrooms have ensuite bathrooms, which feature vein-matched porcelain tiles imported from Italy and Gessi in Bronze, Black, and Chrome. Crestron and Lutron systems run throughout adding convenience, while original artwork, underfloor heating, and exquisite window treatments add to the grandeur. The apartment also boasts direct lift access, a 24-hour concierge, an underground car park and direct access to the beautiful Belgrave Square.The apartment is in the heart of Belgravia, opposite the newly opened Peninsula Hotel. The area is known for its grand architecture, lying west of Buckingham Palace, bordering Knightsbridge to the north and Chelsea to the west. It offers a village atmosphere with fine dining and shopping, while the expansive Hyde Park is a short stroll away.

€14,587,700
279
4bedrooms
4bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 4
18
Video

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Set on the second floor of the exceptionally beautiful Cumberland Terrace, this wonderful three-bedroom apartment is defined by well-proportioned living spaces. Lying on a Nash terrace, with far-reaching views of the verdant Regent’s Park, the wonderful home has a 24-hour porter, a separate garage and studio, and beautiful communal gardens. There is also access to the private gardens in Park Square.Entry is to the welcoming hall, which leads through to the open-plan living and dining room. The space is dual-aspect; the dining room has leafy green views of the park acting as a tranquil backdrop. On the right-hand side of the entrance is the neatly designed kitchen, where white cabinetry is topped with black granite, creating a modern finish.Three generous bedrooms all have built-in storage, one is currently arranged as a study while the principal bedroom features an ensuite bathroom and park views. A family bathroom serves the other two bedrooms. The apartment also comes with a separate studio, perfect for an office or staff accommodation and a useful storeroom.Cumberland Terrace is located on the Outer Circle and the quieter Eastern side of Regent's Park within easy access to the shops and restaurants of Marylebone High Street and close proximity to transport facilities namely Great Portland Street (Hammersmith and City, Circle and Metropolitan Lines) and Regent's Park (Bakerloo Line) Underground Stations, both approximately 0.7-0.8 miles away.

€5,251,600
168
3bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment with terrace 5
21
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Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

Set on the iconic Palace Gate in Kensington, this wonderful four-bedroom penthouse apartment is defined by light and bright open-plan living spaces and undisturbed views of Hyde Park. Set on the fourth and fifth floors of a beautiful building with a stucco and London stock brick facade, the modern interiors cleverly contrast with the apartment’s period origins.The apartment is accessed directly by a lift. There is a well-appointed kitchen/breakfast room, perfect for cooking and entertaining. Meticulously designed, the room features elegant Philippe Starck door handles, top-of-the-line Gaggenau kitchen appliances and beautiful bespoke walnut joinery. The focal point is the vast reception room on the other side of the apartment with plenty of room for both a living and dining space, again with far-reaching verdant views across the park; a generous double bedroom and a powder room also lie on this floor.On the upper floor, the luxurious principal suite has a dressing room and an expansive en suite bathroom, as well as a large terrace with sweeping views of the park; a further bedroom is also ensuite, while the fourth has a family bathroom next door.No stone has been left unturned in the design of the home, which features underfloor heating throughout, sophisticated home automation, motorised curtains for added privacy, and a comprehensive lighting system.Situated conveniently for the shops, restaurants, and public transport facilities of both South Kensington and Gloucester Road, this property is near renowned institutions such as the Natural History Museum, the Science Museum, and the Victoria and Albert Museum. Additionally, the Royal Albert Hall and Hyde Park are just a few minutes' walk away.

€7,585,600
268
4bedrooms
4bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 6
20

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

This beautiful three-bedroom apartment is set on the second floor of Picton Place in the heart of Marylebone. The meticulously crafted apartment is defined by a contemporary finish and light and bright living spaces all set behind a beautiful red-brick exterior.In the lateral apartment, a central corridor leads to the three bedrooms. At the end of the corridor, an open-plan kitchen, living and dining room has been recently refurbished. Wooden flooring runs underfoot, while in the kitchen, sleek white cabinetry reflects light into the room and conceals top-of-the-line appliances.All three bedrooms are double and the master is ensuite. A family bathroom and extra storage lie off the main hallway. Underfloor heating and mood lighting throughout create an inviting ambience. The building comes equipped with modern conveniences, including CCTV, direct lift access, and a day porter for added convenience.Nestled in the heart of Marylebone, the location exudes charm with its neighbourhood atmosphere. Indulge in the proximity to London's finest restaurants, delis, bars, and boutiques, with iconic Selfridges just steps away. Enjoy the green havens of Regent's Park and Hyde Park nearby. The property is well-connected with an array of transportation options, ensuring effortless access to the West End.

€2,795,000
95
3bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 7
22
Video

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Set in the heart of Mayfair, this four-ensuite-bedroom apartment lies on the fifth floor of a beautiful mansion block. Defined by wonderfully considered interior design and large sash windows throughout, the apartment is an exceptionally bright and calm space.Entry is to a central lobby and corridor, creating a thoughtful layout on the Southern end of the apartment a large reception room has wooden parquet flooring and plenty of space for a dining table in addition to a separate living area. The reception seamlessly flows into the kitchen, with double doors that can be opened or closed to the space as required. In the kitchen, pale wooden cabinetry is topped with beautiful marble; an island adds extra preparation space and has space for stools to be placed underneath the breakfast bar.All four bedrooms are ensuite and have excellent built-in cabinetry, adding extra storage. In the principal suite, a large walk-in wardrobe lies next to the bathroom, which features a walk-in shower and bath. There is a large powder room off the main corridor for guests. Air conditioning runs throughout. The apartment is set in a coveted building defined by grand common areas and a 24-hour concierge.Situated in Mayfair in the heart of the West End, Hereford House is moments from the brilliant shopping on Oxford Street, as well as the world-class amenities, restaurants and hotels of Mayfair and neighbouring Marylebone and Soho. The apartment is just a short distance from the green open spaces of Hyde Park and Grosvenor Square.

€12,837,200
251
4bedrooms
5bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 8
11

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

With a wonderful wide reception room that boasts three large windows with an open aspect and unrestricted views down Brechin Place from the second floor of this handsome terracotta red brick building. With ample space to relax around the fireplace or to entertain at the dining table, the kitchen is conveniently laid in an open plan manner with a breakfast bar.Off the entrance landing is a modern bathroom, and further down some stairs to a generous master bedroom with two sets of built in wardrobes.The flat is sold chain free and with 989 year remaining on the lease.

€1,021,100
1bedroom
1bathroom

By Annonceur International

Apartment 9
17

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Set just off Kensington High Street, this four-bedroom lateral apartment is defined by elegance and thoughtful design. Set in one of London's most coveted neighbourhoods, the home is a clever combination of period charm and contemporary design, illuminated by an abundance of natural light that pours through expansive windows.The open-plan living is embodied in the reception room, which encompasses both the living and dining areas, perfect for relaxing and entertaining. The kitchen has been finished with top-of-the-line appliances concealed in sleek minimal cabinetry; parquet flooring runs underfoot in both of these spaces.Each of the four bedrooms is generously proportioned. The principal bedroom, accompanied by an en-suite bathroom, is exceptionally light due to a huge bay window. A second bedroom is ensuite and there is a powder room off the hall; the bathrooms, featuring elegant fixtures and sleek designs, are all well-appointed. The building also comes with a porter.High Street Kensington, with its wonderful shopping and excellent restaurants, is very close, while both Hyde Park and Holland Park are a short walk. Swift and stress-free commuting is possible from the nearby Kensington High Street Tube Station, facilitating easy access to various parts of the city.

€4,434,700
189
3bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment with terrace 10
30

Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

A beautifully presented three bedroom apartment situated on the ground & lower ground floor of this classic period building in the heart of Chelsea, SW3. The apartment benefits from a 70ft south facing garden with the benefit of planning permission for a garden studio.Elm Park Road is conveniently positioned midway between the King's Road and the Fulham Road, meaning the neighbourhood's excellent shops and restaurants are all close by, as well as several outstanding local schools. In addition, South Kensington underground station is within easy reach

€3,326,000
3bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment with terrace 11
12

Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

This delightful two bedroom, two bathroom apartment is conveniently located, and bursting with potential. Currently displayed as a blank canvas with ample opportunity for the buyer to decorate to their taste.Located on the second floor, this home benefits from a generously proportioned reception room and a separate dine-in kitchen. Polished wooden flooring is present throughout the home. The modern kitchen features a door leading on to the private terrace. The double door leading into the kitchen adds to the sense of space and flow of the property.The private terrace can also be accessed by one of the two bedrooms. The principal bedroom has an ensuite and there is an additional family bathroom.Conveniently located on Marylebone High Street, this apartment is within walking distance of plenty of fantastic restaurants and shops and Regents Park.

€1,896,400
95
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 12
15

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Set on the fourth floor of a coveted building in St John’s Wood, this beautiful lateral apartment unfolds over 1,597 sq ft. Defined by expansive living spaces and beautiful interior design, the flat has three bedrooms, a dining room and a separate reception room. Entry to the apartment is via a lift to the fourth floor. The front door of the apartment opens to a lovely entrance hall. On the right is the kitchen, which has beautiful white cabinetry topped with pale grey marble. Opposite is the dining room, an expansive space perfect for entertaining. This leads to the reception; parquet flooring runs underfoot in both of these rooms. The three bedrooms are all generous and the principal is ensuite; all three have built-in storage. A second, family bathroom lies off the hall and there is also a utility room. The building has a 24-hour porterage, private parking, guest parking, and direct access to Primrose Hill. St. Stephen's Close, situated off Avenue Road and known for its beautiful houses, and is just 0.5 miles from St Johns Wood High Street and Underground Station (Jubilee Line). This provides easy access to the West End and Canary Wharf. The location is also near renowned schools in St John's Wood and Hampstead.

€3,209,300
149
3bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 13
10

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Set in the portered Embassy Court, high-end finishes and generous proportions define this stunning two-bedroom lateral apartment. Internally, a natural material palette of wood, marble and cream creates a pared-back finish, allowing natural light that pours through floor-to-ceiling windows to take centre stage.The lateral apartment is set on a circular plan, with entry to a central hallway. This leads to a large reception room with floor-to-ceiling glass doors that open to a balcony. Next door is the kitchen with high-spec appliances and plenty of storage. Each of the bedrooms is a generous double and both are ensuite; both have built-in storage space. A guest cloakroom leads odd the hallway for extra convenience; a lift services the whole building.The apartment is set on the first floor of a wonderful block that features a concierge service, and secure underground parking. There are also excellent transport links, including the nearby St John's Wood Underground station. Residents of the building also have access to beautifully landscaped communal gardens.

€3,092,600
134
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 14
14

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom’s Sotheby’s International is delighted to present this outstanding three/four-bedroom triplex apartment in the heart of Knightsbridge. Finished by Fiona Barratt Interiors, the home is a harmonious blend of bespoke glass, stone, and joinery in a warm and inviting palette.The ground floor comprises a sleek and modern open-plan kitchen, dining and reception room. There is a beautiful bespoke Bulthaup kitchen which is fitted with Gaggenau appliances. Rich wood flooring, built-in shelving units and a marble fireplace add to the sense of grandeur. There is also a W.C. for guests on this floor.An impressive feature stairway leads to the lower floors which benefit from 10ft high ceilings offering a level which is very rare in prime central London. The principal bedroom, with a walk-in wardrobe and impressive en suite bathroom and doors that open to a green foliage wall, is found on the lower ground floor as is an additional bedroom. The third bedroom is located in the basement as is an extra room which could be used as a fourth bedroom or a second reception room, an additional bathroom, a utility room, a study and a luxurious cinema are also housed on this floor. The concierge is on hand to ensure security. Fully integrated Crestron AV together with recently upgraded air-conditioning runs throughout the home.Located in one of London’s most enviable postcodes, this home is within walking distance of some of London’s best offerings including Harrods, Harvey Nicholls, Hyde Park and the excellent restaurants, bars, shops and galleries in and around Sloane Square.

€6,943,800
264
3bedrooms
4bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment with terrace 15
16

Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

This striking penthouse is set on the sixth floor of a wonderful mansion block in the heart of Marylebone. The lateral apartment is set in a beautiful Victorian facade, which sits in contrast to the recently refurbished interiors within. Set on the top floor, the apartment has wonderful views across neighbouring rooftops, as well as a long terrace flanking one side of the apartment, accessed from many rooms.Entry is an entrance hall, which leads to the bright and airy main reception room. Here, pale wood floors are complemented by smart white walls and floor-to-ceiling windows open to the terrace. This leads to a dining room, which has the same neutral finish and is perfect for entertaining. The kitchen lies opposite, where an island provides extra preparation space and there are breakfast stools tucked underneath; a bay window means the room feels light.The large main bedroom suite is exceptionally generous and has an adjoining dressing room and a large walk-in shower and bath. At the other end of the apartment, two more bedrooms are each ensuite and have built-in wardrobes. The third bedroom has its own separate terrace.The apartment is set in the heart of Marylebone and is arguably one of the most beautiful districts in London, known for its village-like feel in a central location. The area is also packed full of independent shops, bijou bars, and delicious restaurants, as well as being on the edge of Regent’s Park. Marylebone High Street is the area's hub while the Northern and Bakerloo lines are on the doorstep.

€6,710,400
226
3bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 16
16

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

This beautiful two-bedroom apartment lies on the fourth floor of the ultra-contemporary Burlington Gate development in Mayfair. Designed by world-renowned architects and respected interior designers, the home is a blend of brilliant finishes and exceptional attention to detail. The development also includes a 24-hour concierge, and underground parking as well as a gym, a sauna, treatment room.Entry to the apartment is directly to the open-plan kitchen, living and dining room, which is exceptionally light due to the floor-to-ceiling double-glazed windows. The kitchen is at one end and has Miele appliances cleverly concealed in sleek white cabinetry topped with white worktops maximing light. A breakfast bar separates the kitchen from the rest of the living space and has stools placed underneath. In the living area, bespoke joinery is built in.The two bedrooms, both ensuite, lie on either side of the reception room in a mirror plan. The principal bedroom has a bath and a shower, accessed by a walk-thought wardrobe, while the second bedroom has a shower.The apartment is set on Cork Street, right in the heart of Mayfair surrounded by galleries, the best tailors in the world, exclusive boutiques, and exceptional restaurants. Gagosian Gallery, Claridges, and The Connaught are all right on the doorstep. The apartment also benefits from excellent transport links; Piccadilly Circus Underground Station ( 0.4 miles away) has the Piccadilly and Bakerloo lines, and Green Park Station (also 0.4 miles away), has access to the Jubilee, Piccadilly, and Victoria lines (all distances are approximate).

€4,959,800
97
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment with terrace 17
20

Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

A stunning penthouse in one of London's most exciting areas. Designed with every detail in mind, this south facing penthouse provides exceptional living in the most creative part of London. Upon entering the apartment on the third floor, you walk into an expansive open plan kitchen/living/dining area with full height glazed windows that brings the outside in, a vast wrap around landscaped terrace provides a tranquil sanctuary. Double bedroom with en suite on the fourth floor, the main bedroom features a large dressing room area and elegantly designed bathroom, providing an element of indulgence. Another double bedroom also with dressing room and en suite shower, utility room and a second landscaped terrace providing views over the rooftops and beyond. This penthouse apartment benefits from wide-plank engineered oak flooring, air conditioning to living spaces and main bedroom, underfloor heating, integrated Bosch appliances and video entry security system. Located on historic Berwick Street, Soho, one of central London's most eclectic districts which hosts the famous Berwick Street Market, fabric shops and rare record stores.

€5,543,300
3bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 18
15

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

This vast apartment lies on the second floor of an impressive mansion block next to the iconic Royal Albert Hall. Defined by its beautiful period features, expansive spaces and exceptional finish, the wonderful apartment is nestled in the heart of South Kensington. Floor-to-ceiling sash windows run throughout, meaning the apartment is brilliantly light, and large reception spaces mean it is perfect for entertaining.Entry is to a central corridor with parquet flooring and large sash windows. On the left lies the kitchen. Set on a C shape, cabinetry conceals appliances and adds extra storage. On the right of the corridor, a dining and living room lead into one another, creating the perfect space for hosting. Large sash windows allow light to pour in and are flaked by a wrought-iron balcony, and parquet flooring runs underfoot.The large master bedroom has a walk-in wardrobe and a marble ensuite bathroom with a bath. A second suite also has its own bathroom and walk-in dressing room. Two further double bedrooms have ensuite bathrooms, while the remaining two are good-sized doubles; one has an adjoining study. The apartment also features a utility room and two more powder rooms. The building also has a 24-hour porter.Designed by architect Richard Norman Shaw, who received the commission in 1878, these apartments are situated on Kensington Gore, next to the historic Royal Albert Hall and amid the various amenities, restaurants, boutiques and luxury shopping that Knightsbridge, South Kensington and Kensington have to offer. Opposite is Kensington Gardens, once the private gardens of Kensington Palace. The nearest underground stations are Gloucester Road and South Kensington (Piccadilly, District & Circle lines).

€10,794,900
391
6bedrooms
6bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 19
13

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

A smart modern apartment with two underground parking spaces and a large south-facing balcony in the exclusive Harrods Village development in Barnes. The property has access to a private swimming pool gym and spa within the development and benefits from a concierge service as well as landscaped communal gardens. The apartment itself has been finished to the highest standard and spans almost 1500 sq ft. A marble-floored entrance hall leads to a modern Pedini fully fitted kitchen complete with an island underfloor heating and integrated Gaggenau appliances. An open-plan living room fitted with a Sonos surround-sound system leads out onto the balcony which overlooks the communal gardens. The property benefits from two spacious double bedrooms both completed with floor to ceiling built in wardrobes and en-suite shower room and a third bedroom / home office again with built in wardrobes. Harrods Village is a desirable gated development on the banks of the River Thames. Centred around the Victorian Harrods Depository the development is made up of elegant Palladian-style buildings and has access to an exclusive Leisure Club alongside other facilities. Outside the development an excellent selection of leisure facilities are nearby. In addition to picturesque Thames walks residents can access Barnes Wetland Centre and are also close to Hammersmith Broadway north of the river which hosts a cinema theatres and gyms alongside shops and restaurants. Hammersmith Underground and Barnes Mainline stations offer a variety of rail routes providing connections to Waterloo and Heathrow among other destinations within Central London. Several highly-regarded schools are located close by including St Paul’s School The Harrodian School Lowther Primary School and Barnes Primary School.

€2,275,700
3bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

Apartment 20
7

Apartment London (United Kingdom)

A beautifully presented four bedroom, three bathroom apartment situated on the second floor of this prestigious Mansion Block This particular property offers good size reception room, four bedrooms, three bathrooms two en suite, separate eat in kitchen and private balcony. Benefits from access to well-maintained communal gardens. Elgin Mansions is located just few minutes walking distance from Maida Vale tube station and Paddington Recreation Ground. Close to all local amenities. Disclaimer for property advertising- Sales: 1. MONEY LAUNDERING REGULATIONS: Intending purchasers will be asked to produce identification documentation and we would ask for your co-operation in order that there will be no delay in agreeing the sale. 2. General: While we endeavour to make our sales particulars fair, accurate and reliable, they are only a general guide to the property and, accordingly, if there is any point which is of particular importance to you, please contact the office and we will be pleased to check the position for you, especially if you are contemplating travelling some distance to view the property. 3. The measurements indicated are supplied for guidance only. 4. Services: Please note we have not tested the services or any of the equipment or appliances in this property, accordingly we strongly advise prospective buyers to commission their own survey or service reports before finalising their offer to purchase. 5. These particulars are issued in good faith but do not constitute representations of fact or form part of any offer or contract. The matters referred to in these particulars should be independently verified by prospective buyers or tenants. Neither Dendro Limited nor any of its employees or agents has any authority to make or give any representation or warranty whatever in relation to this property.

€1,400,400
4bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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